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This Drives Me Bananas

By James St. James on April 3, 2012 3:16 pm

Why the sloppy Photoshopping? Just put the four women in a bed and take a decent goddamn picture. They’re all beautiful, they’re all going to look great, they’re big stars for a reason. They know how to smile, they know what angle looks best. Say: “On the count of three” then take the fucking picture. SNAP! PRINT! Why must every one of these women be photographed separately, then spliced together? What’s that? They all have different schedules and can’t make a photo shoot that’s been planned three months in advance? They’re THAT busy? Then fine. They don’t get to be ON THE COVER OF VANITY FAIR. If they’re too busy, then I SUPPOSE VANITY FAIR WILL JUST HAVE TO SUFFER WITHOUT THEM. Stop being divas, you’re just on television. And it irritates me to no end that as Photoshop gets more and more advanced, photographers are getting less and less talented. It seems they no longer have the ability to take a nice picture. If the picture is fabulous to begin with, just use your tools to enhance it. You can’t make chicken salad from chicken shit, people. And let me guess, this “photo” was probably “taken” by the biggest ‘shopaholic of them all, Annie Leibovitz. Will somebody please just put her out to pasture alread? This photo is an embarrassment to her as well as to the magazine.

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