Now, I’m usually on board with most tween movements. I try to stay hep, you know what I mean. I’m “with it.” But this little lesbian named Justin Bieber has me scratching my bald head. Have I finally reached the point where I no longer get youth culture? Or have 12-year-old girls just lost the knack for picking cute superstars? Maybe what’s throwing me off here is that he’s Canadian, and I am NOT a big fan of Canadian teeth. (That’s just one man’s opinion, don’t string me up for it.) Whatever. I’d like to hear from an actual Justin Bieber FAN who can tell me just what it is about this kid that’s causing riots in shopping malls. Besides the hair, of course. And the silky smooth voice. And the fetching pink lipstick he’s obviously wearing.