Spoiler alert: I am about to obliterate your childhood.
First up, the Canada Science and Technology Museum in Ontario tweeted out this nightmarish image of a Tickle-Me-Elmo without its fur – which is so wrong and so disturbing on so many levels….
— #ScienceMobile (@ScienceMobileEN) April 12, 2017
OMG. KILL IT WITH FIRE, RIGHT?
Possibly even more unsettling:
Lauri Vuohensilta, the Finnish factory owner behind the “Hydraulic Press Channel” on YouTube, destroys a Furby in his newest video. Help me, Mommy.