Nominations for the Daytime Emmys have been announced and BestWeekEver is outraged that Jeffrey Carlson, who plays trannie Zarf on the ABC soap All My Children was not on the list. And to prove that he wuz robbed, they’ve put up the video clip of his “monologue to end all monologues,” what we think of as The I Have a Penis Speech, deserving of an award far greater than a mere Emmy.