After watching The Crown on Netflix, your ever-so-glamorous fairy god-babe Dianne Brill tells the story of a long-ago encounter with sister-to-the-Queen Princess Margaret. It all began when she joined ’60 bombshell Raquel Welch on a trip to the island hotspot of Mustique where the island’s owner Colin Tennant was having a party for Her Royal Highness. (Oh the names we’re dropping!). Among the many royal protocols that needed to be followed was the rule that the Princess could pee whenever she wanted and could jump the loo line whenever the urge struck. TWICE this happened to Dianne, and the way she recounts the tale is HYSTERICAL. Oh, the glamour! The excitement! THE BRILL OF IT ALL!

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