Wylde magazine talks to cosmetics mogul and former it-girl Dianne Brill about the important issues facing the day.

You’re only allowed one item of make-up: what would it be? 

False eyelashes!

Who is your ultimate pin-up? 

Jayne Mansfield.

Favourite nightclub of all time? 

Danceteria and Area.

What is the first thing you do in the morning? 

Kiss my lover.

Where/when are/were you happiest? 

Right now in my bubble bath.

Favourite fashion designer? 

Thierry Mugler forever.

Favourite mainstream movie? 

Zoolander.

Have you ever broken the law? 

Absolutely!

What is your favourite recreational drug? 

Caffeine.

Who was your first crush? 

Robert Bremmen in the fourth grade. RB and DB – it sounded good.

Do you hate anyone? 

Hating is like loving but without the good parts. So no.

How many times a day do you look in the mirror? 

As often as I can; it improves my posture.

Would you go on a celebrity reality show? 

No way in hell.

What are you wearing right now? 

My birthday suit.

What is your most treasured possession? 

Belief.