This year, World of Wonder threw a lavish Guess-The-Winners Oscars Contest! Now, you may be wondering why I have included a picture of The Oogieloves in the Big Balloon Adventure here. You see, this film holds the dubious honor of being a multiple nominee at this year’s Razzies, as well as having the LOWEST opening weekend box-office of any wide-release movie…EVER! Check out the high-larious trailer here. It’s a god-awful, downgrade Teletubbies musical with a completely random cast that includes Chazz Palminteri, Cloris Leachman, and Toni Braxton! (And you can only buy it through Walmart’s online catalog. Some people just have all the taste.) Anyway…THIS was the consolation prize to the person who had the lowest number of points in the contest! To quote Randy: losing is the new winning!
And, Rob Bola, the winner of our contest (who received a faaaaabulous
$100,000 $100 shopping spree to Bloomingdale’s), had this to say:
(Walks to the stage, wipes a tear from his eye)
Okay, okay. I’ll stop talking. Please watch Million Dollar Listing: New York 2 this spring. And now, I’M GOING TO BLOOMINGDALES!!!!