TMZ pulled out all the stops – as in, please stop! – in writing about the inevitable meeting of Sarah Ferguson and Stacy Ferguson in New York yesterday at the Cipriani Wall Street Concert Series. A sampling:

… the Duchess of York and the Dutchess of Duhamel bumped their lovely lady lumps together! Fergalicious! …So flossy, flossy! …no word on whether either of their London Bridges came down.