Poor Zac. He just can’t catch a break. His new movie The Paperboy (with Nicole Kidman and Matthew McConaughey) debuted at the Cannes on Thursday to disastrous word-of-mouth. On the bright side, the movie did give attendees with the chance to watch Nicole Kidman urinate on Zac Efron, and by all accounts it’s an instant camp classic along the lines of Showgirls or From Justin to Kelly. Personally, I can’t wait. Writes Eric Kohn at Indiewire: “You can go into The Paperboy expecting a disaster and have fun with it, and since its stench will always linger somewhere on the filmographies of everyone involved with it, one can imagine it finding new life as a participatory of midnight experience of the Rocky Horror variety. If that happens, however, the onus is on viewers to redeem the movie by adding to it. But such enthusiasm would give The Paperboy more credit than it deserves.”