Someone give that Wildling wench a gold star, because who among us HASN’T dreamed of grinding our asses into Jon Snow’s crotch while he slept? She’s my new hero. “STOP IT!” the little emo warrior kept whining. “Just getting comfortable,” she replied, with a sly smile. Seriously, that was me EVERY NIGHT of my 20s. Also major was Tyrion slapping Joffrey. It’s just SO SATISFYING when he puts that mewling little mudblood in his place. Then there was poor little Bran’s face as they killed Ser Rodrik. Broke my heart, is what it did. That little boy. He’s just so wonderful. All the Stark children. I just love them all so much. Finally: I get a little nervous when they show Robb all bathed in warm sunlight, with that sort of holy glow around him. Makes me feel like he’s not long for this world. Like this is the calm before the beheading. DON’T SAY ANYTHING! I know that season ends with the Battle of Blackwater and I’m just HOPING TO THE GODS OLD AND NEW that he survives.
