Dreams really do come true. I was  obsessed with Fox’s The Swan for ALL  the obvious reasons but, alas, it lasted for just one season. I could only imagine how pricey this show must have been to produce. The surgeries alone had to have amounted to millions when all was said and done, and I bet that’s why it got the kibosh. BUT… ready for the big twist? This time it’s coming back as a two-hour special and it’s not just “ugly ducklings” being transformed into swans, but also celebrities! *faints* OK, but for real though. The names I’ve heard so far are Monica Lewinsky and Erin Moran. Joanie loves rhinoplasty. Dying.