#1 My first reaction upon seeing this: Why is PAT BENETAR on the cover of W magazine? My second reaction: LAY OFF THE BLOW, SISTA SLEDGE, YOU’RE LOOKING A BIT SKANKY.
#3 Oh REALLY, Sam Branson (son of billionaire Richard Branson)? A rainbow feathered hat? To the Cartier International Polo event at London’s Windsor Park? A RAINBOW FEATHERED HAT, you say? Is there something you want to tell us?
#4 Hate, hate, HATE this family, but love, love LOVE the way the little boy is smiling for the photographer. That’s how I’m going to start smiling on the red carpet from now on.
#5 MOST FABULOUS DRESS OF THE SEASON (by Christian Dior, bien sur). Hands down. Bar none. Insert my face over Charlize’s, and you got one fierce muthafucking drag queen. Looks like Jared Gold was right on the button: Lithuanian peasant girl IS all the rage.
#6 OK, when did Macy Gray turn into Oprah?
#7 And when did Sharon Stone turn into Gloria Swanson? Don’t get me wrong –I love her for this outfit. In fact, this is the hottest she’s looked in 15 years. But has she snapped? What’s going on here? Is she naked underneath there?
#8 This is just WRONG. Who let her become famous? Such rick-rack. I just want to bury my head in shame. THIS IS WHAT THE CLUB KIDS HATH WROUGHT. THIS IS OUR LEGACY. KIMBERLY FREAKIN’ STEWART.
– James St. James