Sometimes I just exhaust myself. I can be so damn predictable, you know? Why, looking at this picture here of Sarah Palin’s hacker, David Kernell, you just KNOW where I’m about to go. I’m going to get all gushy and scream (in all caps) “OMG! I LOVELOVELOVE HIM!” and I’m probably going to wet myself a little, and announce that he is “THE CUTEST BOY IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD!” Sigh. Of course I’m already hopelessly in love. Of course I’ve already kicked Levi Johnston to the curb, and vanquished all thoughts of Dancing With the Stars cuddle buddies Cody Linley and Lance Bass from my mind. So, yes, yes, from now until the end of time (AGAIN) I will only love little David Kernell. OMG! That wonky left eye! OMG! That tossled head of hair! OMG! HE IS SO ADORKABLE!
There. I’ve fufilled my homo obligation for the day. Can I go to bed now?
– James St James