I cannot BELIEVE I am about to say this, but: OMG,I AM SO EXCITED ABOUT SUNDAY’S BIG SUPERBOWL GAME! I am absolutely SPINNING ON MY TITS! Well, you can’t imagine my bliss: I mean: we all get to spend hour after glorious hour of looking at Tom Brady’s dimpled little ass! It just doesn’t get any better than that, does it? And I’m not the only one who thinks that. Every faggot IN THE WORLD is with me on this one, right? And it’s not just faggots. Every straight guy I know admits to a mancrush on him. Just watch this video. I was going to ooze on and on about him for another three or four paragraphs, but I think that song pretty much says it all. Oh, my dad will be so proud of me. We’ll actually have something to talk about this week! TOM BRADY’S ASS! SQUEEEEEEAL!
(And just for a tiny bit of overkill, to really drive home how hot he is, here is another tribute video. This one features a calvalcade of “Gisom”: Giselle + Tom – or “proof that God exists.”)
– James St James