Of course I’m just LACTATING over these dresses from the Balenciaga spring/summer collection, AREN’T YOU?They’re SO 2008! Why, they’re so SPOT-ON FABULOUS, they make even Jennifer Connelly look good! And that’s not easy to do. Do you REMEMBER the horror of her Acedemy Award outfit? That putty-colored monstrosity with the matching scarf? That was Balenciaga, as well. So I’m thinking they really had to pull out the stops for her this time, to make it up to her for humiliating her on the biggest night of her life. That’s probably why they Photoshopped THE FUCK out of her thighs. I mean, they clearly shaved HALF THE FAT OFF. But that’s OK. I haven’t been this excited over a new look in YEARS.
– James St James