Pictured below are my actual notes for today’s St. James Version. On the left are my notes after a weekend of doing crystal meth. On the right, after a weekend of Special K (or something like it).

Yes – I accidentally did Special K over the weekend (or something like it). I accidentally went down to Mexico and accidentally went to a farmacia veterinaria and bought 10 bottles of something called Anastat. (Anastat? Wasn’t she the one-armed trannie in the Easter show at Limelight?) The owner promised me it had the same chemical makeup as Ketaset (it didn’t). Then I accidentally drove four hours back home, and accidentally pre-heated the oven to 400 and baked it for 20 minutes. It was disgusting and I’m never doing it again. I was cranky and cross-eyed the entire weekend.

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