OPEN LETTER TO MR RYAN TEDDER OF ONEREPUBLIC
So let me get this straight: You’re saying it’s too late to “POL-ogize,” it’s too late? You think it’s too late? It’s too late for you to “POL-ogize,” huh? Am I right? Have I got it right? You WANT to “POL-ogize,” but you think it’s too late? I don’t know, Ryan, is it REALLY ever too late to “POL-ogize?” Can I tell you something, Mr Ryan Tedder of OneRepublic? You are driving me batshit bananas with your goddamned “POL-ogizing” – just do it already and get over it.
And by the way, you doughy tool, the word is “A-POLOGIZE” – could you just try saying ONCE? For me? PLEEEEEASE? I just counted how many times you mispronounced it in your damn song, and strangely enough, you only mangled it 8 out of the 8 times you said the word. That’s funny because I would have guessed you said it 1,000 or more times during the effen song. That’s how annoying you are to me.
And don’t bother “POL-ogizing” – It’s too late.
– James St James