Ah, now here’s my old lover, Brandon Davis, looking swell (not swelled, as usual). Yum, yum, yay! Perez Hilton asks if “you’d get greasy with it?” WELL, OF COURSE I WOULD! Look at those big, berry-colored lips! Those dark, darting eyes! And that whole swarthy, Persian thing he has going on… Baby dick or not, I’m on it, honey. I’ve decided to forgive him for being a fat bastard, and the whole ‘fire-crotch’ thing, as long as he stays as cute a he is in this picture. Any thoughts? Any objections?
– James St James