WHAT: PORNY MONSTER PARTY

WHERE: The Spotlight

WHO: Dribbly little boys, groty old men, alternavixon porn stars, and a surprise appearance from DJ Keoki! Oh, it was la crème de la crud of Hollywood – all the best and some of the rest – it was rumored even uber-booby-babe Angelyne was spotted outside, but would not be coaxed in. It was EPIC. Tragic. Insane. You should have been there. Were you?

(Photos by Thairin Smothers – from top left: James with Mike, a paramedic; James, Porny Monster‘s Joanna Angel, Keoki; Keoki, WOW TV’s She’s Crafty channel star Mary Ann; Thairin with Pauley, star of TV’s NCIS; Sarah and Adam of WOW TV’s Raw Bird channel flank Joanna and James; Frontiers mag’s Lenora, James, Keoki, Joanna, and Doug, who produced the party)