I purchased this lovely cocktail sparkler on Saturday from the new line of Juicy Couture jewelry. I thought it might glam up my winter wardrobe, but I see now that I need a knuckle-tuck before I can wear it out. Does anyone know a doctor who does hand-jobs? DRAG QUEEN DESPERATELY SEEKING HANDJOB – WILL PAY TOP DOLLAR.
[Ed. note: Knuckle tucks are the new testicle lifts.]
[St. James note: I need one of those, too.]