We live in topsy-turvy times when black is white, day is night, and temperamentally unfit alcoholics are elevated to the Supreme Court. Nothing makes sense anymore. Certainly not this Gucci Logo Swimsuit (made of 80% nylon and 20% elastane), which the company specifically states should never, ever come into contact with chlorine. In other words: Please don’t actually swim in our swimsuit. Just pose for Instagram pictures in it –  pairing it, perhaps,  with a leather jacket and a golden laurel of leaves, as you see below. OOOOOOOH, FABULOUS.

Hmmmm: All the aesthetics of a swimsuit with none of the functionality. So far, though, it hasn’t affected Gucci’s bottom line , as it’s completely sold out EVERYWHERE. What a world, what a world. (via Oddity Central ; photo below: Selfridges via Oddity Central)