Ashlee Simpson has chosen to remove the one thing that made her a unique pop idol. The fascinating hook in her nose is gone, though she denies having surgery. Now millions of young girls with exotic noses will feel ugly and whine to their parents for surgery, be denied, and end up with an eating disorder and eventually commit suicide. Thanks, Ash, you completely useless celebrity. Actress Alica Witt (before and after, below), who is not useless, did the same thing, removing the delightful “bump” in her nose and wound up looking pertly pretty and playing supporting roles in movies like Last Holiday after an auspicious career start in a couple of David Lynch projects, starring in the terrific movie Fun, and playing Cybill Shepherd’s daughter Zoey on the sitcom Cybill. (Ashlee via City Rag)