Wake up and smell the governor. This head is actually a six-foot-tall one-of-a-kind terra cotta flower planter initially used by Dairy Waste Management, a Texas company that produces Cow Wow, an odorless liquid fertilizer made from cow doody. The Perry head, presumably scrubbed clean of liquid poop, is for sale on eBay for $4,500. The seller suggests seeding it with prayer plants. We suggest Jack-in-the-pulpits.