Hoo boy. Starts off slow, with Randy complimenting James on his ruffled peasant thing worn under a blazer, which James styles close to the podcast camera. Jada Pinkett receives the first of many cracks at her face. Jada makes James sick, her and Will both. Complaints about the blue dresses at the Oscars. “Whore blue,” says James. Is Jada’s man’s face a tribute to Felicity Huffman? Ivanka Trump is dissected. Lisa Loeb and Number One Single. Ashley Parker Simpson, There and Back, and his “gorgon” of a wife. Charlize’s bow, hair, and Nicole Kidman at the Oscars. Michelle Williams and marigold as a color that came into its own. Lisa Rinna, of course. The art of red-carpet interviewing. Isaac Mizrahi vs Joan Rivers. Perez Hilton. Oprah’s response to Three 6 Mafia. Dolly Parton’s performance. Lauren Bacall the meanest woman in show business? Keira Knightly’s Knecklace. Does the suicide rate go up in Hollywood during Oscar season? James reads a passage from Kimora Lee Simmons’s Fabulosity. Kimora vs Tyra. Kimora and Russell’s relationship theorized, ditto Will and Jada’s, and little weiners enter the equation. Oh, and apropos of nothing, the tale is told of the famous now-dead celebrity who put his fist up James’s ass at Area in New York in 1984 (before the accident). James was wearing Norma Kamali without underwear. OK, it wasn’t actually his fist. James talks about his own adoption and DMC’s Adoption Journey on VH1. How has the web has changed in the last six months? Deal or No Deal a no-brainer. Odd, unexpected viral web stuff. Anagram maps. Best Week Ever. And, yes, best podcast ever.