It wouldn’t be current without some Olympics talk around the WOW table. Randy’s partial to curling; it’s like shuffleboard, only tense. Is Johnny Weir the Pete Burns of ice, the Richie Rich of ice, the Boy George of ice, or the Jake Gyllenhaal of ice? It depends who’s doing the comparing. Talk skates into Dancing with the Stars. Everybody was ballroom dancin’. Lisa Rinna. Drew Lachey. That singer. Fenton wants to discuss 24 and its increasing number of mad characters, but no one’s watching it. Didja hear that crazy lady from Trading Spouses got a part in a horror movie? Billy Bush wants Today but will probably replace Bob Barker on The Price Is Right, don’t you think? Those overbearing reporters of TV newzak shows. Mary Hart. Isaac Mizrahi vs Todd Oldham. Justin the teenage porno-hustler on Oprah. James explains teenage boys having sex with older men – from experience. (And there was that class trip to Paris.) Feel, Chris Heath’s live-in bio of Robbie Williams: The secret of success is compromise. Ashley Angel Parker. Madonna and her oxygen. Then James remembers that time in 1997 when he first wore this blue jacket. And you were there and you were there….