We tried to warn them. Because these are exactly the sorts of things that occur when you get mixed up with Michael Alig and that whole Party Monster cult. Macaulay Culkin travels cross-country carrying a stash. Chloe Sevigny gives an onscreen blowjob to Vincent Gallo in real time. Seth Green sports a Mohawk in public as 2005 approaches. And now Natasha Lyonne – sweet sweet Natasha, who played the multi-pierced horror Brooke in the Party Monster movie – was arrested last Friday when she stormed screaming into a neighbor’s apartment, grabbed and threatened the dog, and tore a mirror off the wall. All for no apparent reason, though we’re sure she had one. Zap2it via bignewsnetwork reminds us that four years ago the actress was arrested for DUI in Miami Beach and performed 50 hours of community service. But then, who among us hasn’t been arrested for DUI at one time or another? (Although we always forget to say, “I’m a movie star. Can I talk to my entertainment lawyer?”) Meanwhile, Lyonne’s real punishment will come when she appears in Rob Zombie’s upcoming film, The Devil’s Rejects.