The Biebs on the AMA red carpet, and while I’m sure he was trying to look like a dashing older gent with that side part, velvet smoking jacket, and gentle whisper of a mustache (awwwww) let’s face it, he’s no Jake Gatsby. And with his skinny little neck jutting out like that, he looks more like Myrtle the Turtle. But nice try, kid. Oh, and on a side note: Was that a CROTCH GRAB he did while performing his CHRISTMAS SONG? I’m still clutching my pearls in horror.
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