Paris Hilton goes Nancy Drew helping the cops get to the bottom of that Joe “Girls Gone Wild” Francis nastiness back in January, 2004, when he was tied up, depantsed, and diddled with a dildo for a gay video. Cops attempt to get her to tell what she knows, what she heard from Francis, whom she insists was not her boyfriend. “I don’t remember,” she tries to wheedle at one point. “I’m not, like, that smart.” Then she eats a little something. Listen here. The story airs on Dateline September 23.