• In its second weekend, An Inconvenient Truth takes in more per theater than the debuting Break-Up.
• Mickey Rourke supports Bush and the war on terrorism. “Screw all them people who don’t like him,” he says.
• Nicole and Keith will be keeping the paparazzi in the dark – literally – when they tie the knot at the end of the month.
• Death toll from bird flu in Indonesia reaches 37, second-highest after Vietnam. Many human-to-human transfers go unreported.
• Richard Johnson, arrested for drunk driving, spends the night in a crowded Manhattan jail cell – and it gets reported on “Page Six,” bless its twisted little heart.
• Angelina Jolie, only hours after her baby was born, registers the domain name ShilohJoliePitt in the .com, .net, .org, and .info versions, but not .biz and .us, which are immediately snapped up by domain speculators.
• Fellow Scientologist and American Idol loser McPhee will sing at TomKat’s wedding.
• The fleeting TV adventure of Guy Goma, the job-seeker mistakenly interviewed by the BBC, may become a movie.
• Rob Zombie set to bring Mike Myers’ back to life. No, not that Mike Myers.
• Lindsay Lohan sits next to Paris in the VIP section at LA nightclub: “Hey, guys, what’s going on?”