• And unto them a child is born and she shall be called Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt.

• And hosannas on high for Kingston James McGregor Rossdale, the new baby lamb from Gwen and Gavin.

• Coming soon, a romantic comedy about a “rough, gruff but good-hearted 40-year-old carpenter who falls in love with a girl many years his junior.” From the best-selling book.

• Fox News analyst says global warming is “bogus” and “dreamed up by the Greens because they hate industry.”

• Heather Mills a publicity-seeking self-promoter? Who knew?

• Turns out Jared Leto was just being a silly goose.

• “The whole album has so much different music on it. I like all music. It’s not like I only like pop or only rock,” explains Paris Hilton, speaking of her really imminent debut CD.

• Jude Law and Sienna Miller…. Oh, never mind.

• But Jake and Natalie, on the other hand….

• UK radio bans James Blunt after an overwhelming number of listeners become sick of hearing “You’re Beautiful” and “Goodbye My Lover.”