• Julia Roberts is not a good actress, if the Tony nominations mean anything.

• Jeannette Walls has news of a new tell-all being written by Jacqui Doherty, Pete’s mum. “She has suffered every high and low in his life and cried a lot of tears,” a source says. What mother hasn’t?

• “I am as sick of messianic rock stars as the next man, woman and child,” says messianic rock star Bono in his editorial today in the (RED) edition of The Independent, which he has guest-edited for charity. Quick, somebody saint him.

• The reason TiVo’s two tuners are not enough: ABC moves Grey’s Anatomy to Thursday night, opposite original CSI on CBS and Aaron Sorkin’s hot new Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip on NBC.

• Psst. At Nick Lachey’s record-release party at Mood nightclub, Tori Spelling’s brother Randy told Tori’s ex-boyfriend Vincent Young that the Spellings don’t approve of Tori’s marriage to Dean McDermott.

• A Hollywood hostess recalls that, days after her party, “I looked up the shelf where I keep pictures of my grandmother and said, ‘What the hell is Brian Grazer doing there?'” It’s what he does.

• MTV plans a Wednesday launch of Urge, its digital music download service intended to compete with iTunes. Major difference? Subscriptions. Good luck with that.