Kevin Zeger’s dimples. Pure and simple. I don’t care about Chuck cocking his head to the side while he stirs his drink, or cocking his head to the other side to express disdain for something, or tilting his left cheekbone to the camera to indicate that he doesn’t like his new mummy, or tilting his right cheekbone because it looks pretty at that angle, or flaring his enormous horse nostrils at Blair and Serena… I no longer care about Chuck at all. He’s insufferable. And Dan and Vanessa at college. Please hit me with a hammer until they graduate. I hate them, I hate them, I hate them. I’m sorry Lydia, but this season is just THE WORST. So for me, the only reason to watch is for the beautifully be-dimpled Damien Daalgarad. You remember: The cute kid from Air Bud, and Felicity Huffman’s hot hustler son in Transamerica. Yes, he’s always been my fantasy lover. Funny, I couldn’t find any pictures of him smiling, though. I guess he saves his dimples for the money shot. Stingy little brute. But after the jump, I DID find a pic of him pawing at his genitals, and one of him sitting on the john, and another nice shot of his bare shoulders. If you’re into those kinds of pictures. Just putting it out there.
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