And I don’t remember a THING about these movies! Who the hell are these people? I recognize Rami Malek (above, left), of course. He stole our hearts as the dreamy, sexually ambiguous Corporal Merriell ‘Snafu’ Shelton in the landmark HBO miniseries The Pacific. And before that as the nippletastic Ahkmenrah in those pleasantly diverting Night at the Museum movies. And before THAT he was the lonely little homo Kenny on that TERRIBLE Michael Rapaport series The War at Home, which you didn’t watch but I posted about ENDLESSLY back in 2006. So he’s joined the cast. He’s probably the reason I’ll go. The second picture is a new character Zafrina, who looks suspiciously like legendary New York drag diva Desire. Also (below): It’s nice to see Draco Malfoy getting some work. And Colin Farrell’s methed-out older brother, what’s he doing here? And isn’t it odd how these movies can take perfectly attractive actors like Kellan Lutz and Jackson Rathbone and make them slightly repellent. And the tweens STILL go nuts. See all the posters here.
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