We’re sure Jake’s wrist is like that because it was caught in mid-gesture by the camera as he was about to wipe his nose with the back of his hand the way real men do, and not because he’s, you know, a swishy queen. But you don’t have to swish to be gay, and it’s said (at Oh No They Didn’t, at least) that the other guy in this picure, Chris Fischer, a sous chef in New York, is Gyllenhaal’s real boyfriend, not Austin Nichols from the just-cancelled John from Cincinnati, as previously thought. Jeez, Jake, are we not to believe the tabs when they say you’ve gone public with Reese?