Randy kindly dispenses eye cream to the Pod Squad. And not a moment too soon. James has arrived straight out of bed, sans ablutions. He explains his recent few days, which have included being driven to an Internet show by tweaked-out queens and a visit to a truckstop men’s room in Arizona. Then, conversation turns to Project Runway, of course, and Lost and Desperate Housewives, naturally, until it finally settles for a long while on House of Carters. Are Nick and Aaron like James and Michael? In the wake of the Liza and David YouTube footage, Fenton tells what it was like auditioning for that show that never happened. Jay Bakker’s reserved charisma is really something to behold. Halloween mashup costumes – Lil’ Kim Jong Il? Selling songs for theme music. Oprah’s “Why Is Shit Brown?” show and others. Would Americans support the war more if our troops fabulously goosestepped like the North Koreans? James demonstrates. Nemesis, the gay twins. Pet Shop Boys. Meth. Barak Obama vs Hillary. And, shockingly, ultraconservative Massachusetts governor Mitt Romney gets James rock hard.