If you’re desperate to win the £125 million Euro lottery this Friday, then why not go to Shantou City, China? Here “celebrity” mental patient, Chen Zhisheng, who killed an old man with a pole, attracts many underground lottery players with his “special” power to predict winning numbers. Because the village couldn’t afford proper psychiatric care, they stuck him in a cage. I’ve arranged a ticket to Shantou City for only £563. Join me.
– Rachna Suri