Not a good night for the boys. I thought Jared Leto looked dirty. I thought Robin Thicke looked like a bad Simon Cowell impersonator. And Justin reeeeeeally needs to ditch the dbag fedora he’s been wearing since 2007. On the plus side: Drakes armpit whipped me in a sexual frenzy and that little A$AP Rocky is just sooo purty. It’s a shame he looked so massively uncomfortable next to noted homosexual Jason Collins. Like he was gonna catch the gay if he stood too close. The three true standouts to me, though, were 1D video director Ben Winston (what a hot daddy!), DJ Cassidy (yum), and Broadway’s Spider-Man Reeve Carney. Reeve, though gets deducted 10 points for being Taylor Swift’s date. What are you thinking, dude? RUN. Also: THAT HAIR.
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