What a movie! What a cast! Every single guy more swoonworthy than the last! Oscar Isaac: WOW! John Boyega: HOLY MOLEY! Adam Driver: DEAR GOD IN HEAVEN! And if you like slightly grizzled daddy types, there’s still Harrison Ford. He could get it, boy. Hell, I was even turned on by the evil General Hux (Domhnall Gleeson), but then I have a weird thing for despots. There was ANOTHER cast member, though, who was head and shoulders above all the others – and you never even saw him. It was a guy named Pip Andersen who played the lead storm trooper – and never took off his mask. WHAT A WASTE OF TALENT. Just look at him in the pics below from his IMDB page. YOWZA. Whatta hunk! Apparently, he he won the role from an audition process involving upwards of over 67,000 open submissions! That’s how wonderful he is!

Hollywood casting agents, your mission is clear: Make this man a STAR!

OMG, PIP! PIP! PIP! I LOVE A MAN NAMED PIP!