I’m warning you: this is a hard one to take. Our golden prince. Our bonnie young bae. Brought down by the scourge of baldness. Prince William had such promise in the early years of the century. From 2000-2002 there was no finer royal. From 2003-2005, there was still hope. Then something seemed to happen. His nose grew. His teeth grew. His entire face got more… how shall we say… horsey. He started to resemble his father (GOD FORBID). Then, suddenly, in an unexpected coup de vieux, his hairline receded… and the rest is history. Watch it all happen in horrific fast motion.

I mean: Don’t get me wrong. I still would. OF COURSE I WOULD.