Paris has a May 4 court date for violating her DUI probation, and she may end up in the dumpster. But meanwhile, fans of the ubiquitous eyesore can lay dibs on her hamper, the one that occupied her West Hollywood crapper. The soiled-laundry receptacle is up for sale on eBay by “Star Style, who ran a Paris Hilton auction that included […] this piece,” says the accompanying copy, which promises a “certificate of authenticity” but only teases the DNA. Current bid is $50, and there’s a $20 shipping cost. One can only imagine what filth the Hilton Hamper held. Of course, you could buy one just like it and a lot cheaper at Pier 1 or Target but it would come up disappointingly clean under black light.