
Matteo Lane is about to kick-off the next leg of his Al Dente Tour in Vegas.
He’s at the Wynn Hotel starting July 29, and from there he goes to 40+ more dates in the U.S. and around the world. (He’s playing Carnegie Hall on Nov 11th. There’s no bigger deal if you’re a performer living in NYC, I guess, unless it’s playing Radio City.)
Lane has a million Instagram fans and he recently debuted his latest comedy special Hairplugs & Heartache on his YouTube channel, which now has over 1.3 million views.
You can also see him in Netflix’s queer stand up special Stand Out.
Love him. Hilarious. Follow him. Watch.

But in case you didn’t notice, kids, besides being super-funny, Matteo is also super hot. And I was just stalki- um, SCROLLING through his Instagram I noticed one ultra-hottie in particular, Rodrigo Aburto, keeps popping up. (Matteo shows up on his Gram too…)
You can see them holding hands in Rome, throwing coins in the Trevi Fountain, and doing a video review of various Mexican candies with Lane’s hilarious buddy, Nick Smith, below.
Rodrigo is Mexican. He is also an influencer, singer, dancer and fitness buff (we have eyes). At some point, the fan art, above, was created of Rodrigo’s tight, naked torso and Matteo had it tattooed on his leg!
Friends? Yeah. Fuck buddies? For sure.
Have a stalk around their Instagrams. I hope it’s love, they’re cute together.
The last slide above of Matteo is the same balcony where Rodrigo appears in the reel below.
IL DOLCE FARNIENTE ❤️#BoysJourney pic.twitter.com/t7WiNFtwbb
— Rodrigo Aburto (@soyroaburto) June 23, 2023