The website tshirthell.com no longer makes available its most offensive products, shirts that said “Mary Was Only a Virgin If You Don’t Count Anal,” “I Rode the Tsunami 2004,” “To Hell With Terri Schiavo, Stop Feeding Kirstie Alley,” and the like. (Although there are still plenty of “Sorry Boys, I Eat Pussy” and “Suck My Dick” shirts for everyone.) The company’s head, Aaron Schwartz, has removed the entire Worse than Hell category from the site, saying in a posted statement, “It was always my goal to make outrageous t-shirts. It was always my intention to make people laugh. But a lot of people were needlessly hurt and upset by the shirts on our website, and for that I want to apologize.” We smell collectors items. And BO.