Back in the day, Prince Harry would have been locked in the Tower and left to the rats. But that’s not necessary today now that we have the tabloids. A hipster disgrace to the Firm, Harry has dressed as a Nazi, fought with photographers, been caught smoking weed, been involved in a drunken hit-and-run, cheated on his art exams at Eton, and now photos show him smoking a fag next to a South African orphan with HIV. We’re sure it can all be explained.