Our friend Lisa Edelstein was invited to the Emmys this year because her show, House, was nominated in the Best Drama Series category. She took her mom, Bonnie, as her date but armed security guard, Jeff, tailed them. Edelstein was wearing $500,000 white and yellow diamond earrings on loan from Chopard and Chopard sent Jeff, the accessory’s accessory, to the ceremony to look after the ice. Jeff was unable to keep a low profile, though; everytime Edelstein was interviewed, she’d exclaim, “My earrings are worth half a million dollars – and guess what comes with them! This is Jeff.”