One Million Moms get your picket signs ready for another go-’round with Satan’s favorite comic book! It seems Kevin Keller isn’t the only child corrupter in Riverdale when Sabrina the Teenage Witch blows into town and turns Archie into Archina (?) and Betty and Veronica into Billy and Ronnie. Gender hi jinx ensue and Archina STILL can’t decide! (Personally, I’m a Billy man all the way.)