Debra Opri, the $495-an-hour lawyer Larry Birkhead fired a couple of weeks ago, has sent him a bill for her services. The total is $620,492.84 and includes charges for a $161.65 dinner at Outback Steakhouse that Birkhead didn’t attend, $4,500 for her personal publicists, $4,750 for showing up at Anna Nicole Smith’s funeral, laundry service for her husband, and $3583.91 for two meals at Graycliff’s Restaurant, at which Birkhead was not present. Opri’s own attorney released this statement regarding the matter: “We’re pretty confident that her bills are fair and reasonable and he has not paid them. She is entitled to be paid and he stiffed her and her bills are fair and reasonable.” Redundant much? (Hollywood Snark)