The good being Carnie Wilson, of course. She looks magnificent. The bad being All My Children‘s Ricky Paull Goldin (YES, HE SPELLS IT WITH TWO L’s) who dressed as a really spiffy maître d’, and Marie Osmond who came ready to Flamenco. The inexplicable being chef Sandra Lee (NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH SARA LEE OR SANDRA DEE) who somehow thought the theme was “celestial milkmaid.” I think I love her.