Michael Henry is back wth another side-splitting take on modern gay life in “WOW, You Have a Beard.”
While walking in the park, Michael runs into his friend Daniel (Clint Keller) and comments that his manly new facial hair means he can no longer be a Fem. In fact, his Top Energy is now attracting any bottom in a five-mile radius.
“They’re the Gay Bottom Mafia and they can smell your exhuming testosterone now,” he says.
“Oh Michael, what am I going to do?” Daniel wails. ““I can’t top all of these men, I have errands to run!”
How will he ever escape the legion of hungry, hungry bottoms?
“Say something else…. THEY’RE LUBRICATING!”