Last night’s season premiere might have underwhelmed some of you (that damned dragon ride!), but it’s still the best show on television and you WILL be sad when it’s over.
Below, a reimagining of the iconic theme song – now with lyrics! – that is just so stupid, omg. Really. And yet. And yet. I GUARANTEE that if you listen to just ONE MINUTE of this, you will NEVER AGAIN watch the opening sequence without singing: “Thrones yeah Game of Thrones yeah Game of Thrones fuckingameofthronesfuckinggameofthrones” Do it. Watch this video. I DARE YOU.
Bonus: Dave Koz does a smooth jazz cover of the GoT theme song that sounds like every romantic interlude in every ’80s action movie ever. I can just see Mel Gibson mounting Kelly LeBrock on a bed surrounded by candles as the camera slowly pans out the window.