Don Vito has been arrested in Colorado. If you know who that is you are way more pop cultural than this editor. His aka is Vincent Margera and he’s the uncle of beloved skateboarder and reality star Bam Margera, of Jackass and Viva La Bam, and is often the brunt of Bam’s on-cam practical jokes. But it’s not funny that Uncle Vinnie is being held without bail on a charge of sexual assault on a child. The fat 50-year-old was taken into custody Friday after a skateboarding event at the Colorado Mills Mall where he allegedly engaged in “inappropriate touching” of a youngster. Twice. Don Vito was in Colorado to shoot some promotional video for ManiaTV.com (which, by the way, is worth a visit just for the co-hosts of the Wake the Hell Up! morning show). WOW’s Ted Roze, who unearthed this news item for us, says, “I’ll never be able to watch that Right Guard deodorant commercial again.”